Operating Room Confidential
A Day in the Operating Room
The operating room is the heart of the hospital where dramatic
events and major, life-altering decisions occur. I’m sure that
most people have no idea about some of the strange, unusual
and unexpected events that occur here. You can watch shows
like ER, Grey’s Anatomy and House and think you know what’s
going on — but in fact you really don’t.
I’m going to describe what working in the operating room
is truly like. Hopefully, I can help you experience the operating
room from a different perspective.
For many, a trip to the operating room is a frightening experience.
You’re going “under the knife,” facing the unknown.
But I want to reassure you that you’ll be cared for by an
experienced team that is intimately acquainted with the routines
and rhythms of the O.R. And though some team members
may have unusual personalities and follow what may seem to be strange rituals, they have a lot of pride in their work and will
care for you to the best of their abilities.
Every department in the hospital strives to attain the
accepted “Standards of Care.” In the O.R., the goals are not
just to attain, but to exceed those standards — not only because
we are directly responsible for people’s lives, but also because
it’s what most of us demand from ourselves in our work. It may
seem trite, but it is true — the operating room is the beating
heart of the hospital.
Greens
Each day starts with the act of going into the locker room to
change into surgical greens. Like a hockey player who puts his
jersey and equipment on before a game, we prepare for a day
in surgery by donning greens, slipping on the surgical cap and
tying the mask.
O.R. greens are not designed for comfort or style. If you’re
not of average height or build, they definitely won’t fit well.
Their function is to keep you clean and relatively cool. There
was a time, working as a resident at a downtown teaching
hospital, when the greens weren’t separate tops and bottoms,
but were composed of a single jumpsuit. Male residents loved
these jumpsuits, because they titillated us with the deep V that
exposed the cleavage of female residents, who struggled to cover
up. We couldn’t fail to notice how tightly these suits hugged
their bodies. Our eyes were very adept at outlining the braless
attributes of certain classmates.
Instruments
A buzz of activity starts each morning, as the nurses in each
room prepare for the day’s surgeries. Pre-wrapped surgical
instruments, specialized solutions and sheets of synthetic
fibers that act as barriers to infection, called surgical drapes, are
opened on sanitized stainless steel trays.
Because of the complexity of modern surgery and the
myriad instruments used during each procedure, one is almost
assured that some instrument will be missing or mistakenly
substituted. This inevitably causes a delay in the proceedings.
Curse-filled and panic-stricken calls from each operating room
to spd (Sterile Processing Department) ensure the proper
instruments are sent up immediately.
I always find it curious that many surgical instruments are
named after dead surgeons. Instead of “blunt-ended suction,”
it’s called a Yankauer. In place of the “three-fingered clawed
retractor,” we use a Senn-Miller. I suppose it’s an honor to have
a surgical instrument that has saved many lives named after
you, like a Balfour Retractor or Allis Forceps. And it’s certainly
easier to ask for the Balfour Retractor than the “adjustable selfretaining
retractor with fenestrated side blades.”